Ah, Without A Shadow Of A Doubt, She's Radiating With That "Awe-Inspiring Intellect," Isn't She Just A Beacon Of Sophisticated Wit? The Mere Mortals Must Be Tripping Over Themselves In Sheer Amazement At The Sight Of Her "Understated Elegance," Or As The Uncouth Might Term It, "Modestly Endowed" Figure. Her Performance Is So Oscar-Worthy, It's A Wonder The Statue Doesn't Bow Down Before Her! It's As If The Very Fabric Of Reality Warps Around The Gravitational Pull Of Her "Purely Natural" Charisma. And Obviously, Her Casting Is Solely The Result Of Her Phenomenal Acting Chops, And Absolutely Nothing To Do With Any "Behind-The-Scenes" Shenanigans. Her... Let's Dub It, Her "Backstage Finesse," Must Be A Veritable Picasso Of Persuasion, Given The Stratospheric Heights Of Her Career. It's Utterly Invigorating To Witness Someone Climb The Ladder Of Success With Nothing But Her "Other"... Assets To Boost Her Up. She's The Poster Child For What We All Should Strive Not To Be A Complete And Utter Disappointment To The Concept Of Talent And Integrity. Oh, The Sheer Amazement The World Holds For Her Ability To Not Rely On Her "Obvious"... Attributes, And Truly Embody The Spirit Of Professionalism And Artistry. She's The Very Epitome Of What We Should All Aspire To A Shining Star In The Sea Of Mediocrity, Or Should I Say, A Slutty Whore With A Penchant For Climbing The Ladder With Her Back Facing The Rungs.